This is TYL where we show how to rap good
Come n learn a lesson from the Norths best rap group
ain't enough to be the best amongst a cosy few
I want a fiver in a card a sticker n a trophy too
Switch up quicken the flow n ride the beat a bit
Double the words, thicken the verse n set the heads to bob with it
Be Bringin the shine One of a kind leading the line king a the pride
Top a the pile, wink n a smile digits deep in all a the pies
Oven baked patter then I got the golden crust
You get the wooden spoon n you can suck the crumbs
Wee buns scones fifteens n Jaffa cakes
Strap ye up with gaffa tape n stuff ye in the microwave
..beep beep that's done on to the next one
I'm the type a cunt to put a yawn in your neck son
Cause n affect of the call of your bake you should pause n reflect cos your walking the steps wrong

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Evol MC

it's the fuck fuck shit cunt pissing on your property I'm trying to write my name but I just canny write it properly, I'll pass ye a cigarette and take it off of ye, cause I'm a fucking bastard and the dirt's hanging off of me, and even if I put your ma in poverty she'd still be calling me sweet like I'm a box of strawberries, i'll hold her cunt at fist point, yelling this is robbery, next time I call round tell her its head she has to offer me, I am the monarchy, buy all my stationary, work as my slaves while I sun bathe in a conservatory, the best in all categories, having a bit of a laugh at ye, you think your crew is but you belong in a portable lavatory, I had a dirty fuck about at glastonbury, with people nodding their heads and shaking hands with me, they said they liked the words and they liked the beats, I said cheers lads get the drugs passed to me

Danny Droppit

No regrets even when I’m screaming phone the medics I’m eatin heaps of psychedelics just to get rid of these headaches see I’m a society skeptic mainly because of their ethics so whenever they flaunt their aesthetics I turn away in hysterics
I sniff too much grams it’s left me stupidly vexed on what to do with my hands unless it’s studio or bed I use the bass for the breasts and then I strangle her with my treble clef
Amplify the organs till I go blind or deaf so spit your best rhyme I’ll come back at it ten times
Dump tackle your waistline
Run a hundred miles and score a try
I sniff a kiloline like I don’t care if I die and now the chance of my survival’s like a million to nine
Don’t listen to their rambling they’re like banana shaped scaffolding won’t help the culture with their rapping and now the whole structures collapsing
Feel like slapping Charlie Chaplin kicking his teeth under the captioning a hundred years since that speech
Still the same shit keeps happening

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iLL Cast

Ima Captivating
Class of heathen
Cant contain myself/

Past repeating
Bastard beating
All his feelings in a shell

Plastered meetings
battered demons
To the ceiling on his cel
Im a Captivating
Class of heathen
Cant contain myself/

Past repeating
Bastard beating
All his feelings in a shell

Plastered meetings
battered demons
To the ceiling on his cell

Awoke a Soul
A couple life times older
feeling well..... nice
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Lets journey through the pipe line
Destination right side
Freedom from the zeit guiest

Frightened by your trends
When the lifelessness ends/
I'll be enlightened by the zen
Freelance Midus with a pen/
So Sigh
And Take a sniff of this yang!
Vibrate at my frequency
And meet me in the sky/

You met'a.. V for vendetta
With a little less ambition
A much bigger beard
An a front tooth missin

Your ego's looking tatty
I'm Intrigued by what the scam are/
I'm carving mine to bits
Staked the spare parts up in a jam jars/

Placed em in a mosaic portrait
In ascendance/
Shedin' dead weight mind states
Sedated with my gremlins

Awoke a Soul
A couple life times older
feeling well..... nice
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Now Lets journey through the pipe line
Destination right side
Freedom from the zeit guiest

Frightened by your trends
When the lifelessness ends/
I'll be enlightened by the zen
Freelance Midus with a pen/
So Sigh
And Take a sniff of things yang!
Vibrate at my frequency
And meet me in the sky/

You met'a.. V for vendetta
With a little less ambition
A much bigger beard
An a front tooth missin

Your ego's looking tatty
I'm Intrigued by what the scam are/
I'm carving mine to bits
Staked the spare parts up in a jam jars/

Placed em in a mosaic portrait
In ascendance/
Shedin' dead weight mind states
Sedated with my gremlins